Susan Is…

Font of wisdom, happy fool,
Deepest ocean, shallow pool,
Mooring anchor, ball and chain,
Gentle shower, hurricane,
Weeping willow, sturdy oak,
Bouyant burden, heavy yoke,
Summer shelter, winter chill,
Sugar candy, bitter pill,
Helpless damsel, wicked queen,
Frigid lover, sex machine,
Surgeon's scalpel, wounding knife,
Secret mistress, wedded wife,
Warming fire, scorching sun,
Curse and blessing, all in one.